when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed”
my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
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i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love i want a do over
BRAD PITT ABOUT HIS WIFE :
My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, she was poking her head, and stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her and to hug her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute. I gave her a lot of gifts and lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she CAN love that much.
And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.
If you love her to the point of madness, she will become it.
Literally crying at this it’s so beautiful
I follow everyone back :)
THE SLASH BRINGING
FLASH STRINGING RINGING
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!
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THIS IS THE TRUTH! listen to what this has to say! you could be easily deceived by the devil! he will look like you, but he is not! He is only out there to destroy! DON’T BE DECIEVED!
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I’ve been waiting all year for this.
i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
WOW OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW WOW ALL THE AWARDS GO TO THIS I WANT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD TO READ THIS AND UNDERSTAND IT
Best thing ever omg
this makes me feel a lot better about myself
im dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit
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